[ God forbid they have a second person on the team who doesn't act like socializing is pulling teeth. Incredible. Root brightens with a smile and starts flouncing away to the stairs and up to the street level. ]

Harry got the big lug a sailboat -- have you seen it? It's been a while, but I'm sure I could figure out how sailing works.

[ And if she doesn't and they capsize, who cares? That's ridiculously tame consequences by Root's usual standards. ]