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charles rowland, bisexual disaster 🌈™ ([personal profile] incorrigibles) wrote in [personal profile] computation 2024-12-25 11:02 pm (UTC)

christmas letter at the apartment;

[ on christmas morning, there's a long and relatively thin package, along with a note that reads, ]

Hey Root (& Shaw),

Don't know if you guys celebrate Christmas, but here goes anyway. So, remember my cricket bat? I promised you one, so here goes. Not sure what Shaw's preferred weapon is, so hope these work.

Both of you are right brills, and I'm real glad to know you both.

Love,
Charles


[ in the package, there is not a cricket bat but a baseball bat, enchanted to be more durable than a normal one, and be able to hit all kinds of normally-unhittable supernatural beings. alongside it is a box of six bullets; each enchanted with the exact same enchantment. ]

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