IC Contact - Expiation

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[florescu]

message=I AM OVER A THOUSAND YEARS OLD

I WILL NOT CRAFT A CV THE SIZE OF THE BIBLE

I HOLD MANY TITLES IN MY HOME COUNTRY, ROMANIA

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Is one of them Vlad the Impaler?

[ She's being sarcastic but also, like, with the way things are going here, it seems like a legitimate question. ]

[florescu]

HE IS A MYTH.

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That's not a no.

[florescu]

ARE YOU PERHAPS IMPLYING I AM A MYTH, CHILD?

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A myth with beautiful hands and a condescending speech pattern? Considering I met a medieval King of England earlier, I think you could be anything.

[florescu]

ARE YOU GOING TO BE GRACED WITH MY ASSISTANCE OR NOT.

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Job interview time!

What's your opinion on the futility of individual life within the infinite cosmic universe?

[florescu]

FUTILE

MOST OF YOU DON'T LIVE ENOUGH TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE ON EARTH

DEFINITELY NONE COSMICALLY

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I'm taking that as a given. I asked what your opinion is. How do you feel about it?

[florescu]

WHY DOES IT MATTER TO YOU EITHER WAY?

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Let me guess, too ancient to have ever had a job interview, huh?

[florescu]

YOU'RE VERY BORING.

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Don't be embarrassed -- everyone has a first time!

[florescu]

I WON'T HELP ANYMORE. YOU ARE BORING.

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We'll keep your name in mind in case something comes up!

[florescu]

I WILL NOT HELP.